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I went to the pet shop and asked for 12 bees. The clerk counted out 13 bees and handed them over. “You’ve given me one too many” I said. “That one is a freebie” was the reply.😄

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Why are fat penguins so popular at parties? They know how to break the ice.

Club Founder Carl Greensmith

Woods Motor Club
is Here!

Do you have a passion for motors? Got something special stored in the garage? Have a little project on the go? Passionate about your daily driver? Then this club is for you! We launched on Facebook in January and now have over 50 members and rising quickly! Our members have lots of different vehicles ranging from cars, motorbikes and even tractors! It doesn’t matter what generation you or your motor is from, it’s a club for everyone.

So who has set this up? My name is Carl Greensmith and motoring has always been a massive passion, bordering on an obsession for me. I’ve lived in the village for over 10 years and loved seeing lots of amazing vehicles drive though. For a long time, I’ve felt Woodborough and the surrounding villages are missing a club to get people together to share the obvious passion they have for their motors. In addition, I’m thrilled to say we already have two group members who have offered their support to help run the club, Julian Marshall and Che Dixon. Both members have an illustrious and varying motoring past, which will only help enhance the club.

What’s the plan? My longer-term intention is to organise a group meeting once a month post COVID with venue or venues tbc. However, with 2021 being as it is, we’re going to do things a little differently. In the interim and in accordance with any restrictions, Woods Motor Group will be going on a Virtual Tour! We will be organising a stunning driving route, exploring the amazing countryside and roads on our doorstep. More details to follow……

So, what are you waiting for?

Join by Facebook by searching Woods Motor Club.

Or contact carlgreensmith@googlemail.com to be kept up to date with latest events.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/232102891455076/

Member James’s Fordson Major 

Members Dave and Donna’s Yamaha RD125